*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
why are boys so fucking cute i’m going to jump off a cliff
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
don’t ignore me i’m kinda cute
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt